grupnik

Passenger (usually male, usually young) unable to occupy a seat on a suburban commuter train without spreading his legs wide open (as though suffering from severely swollen testicles) and so encroaching on the adjacent seat.
I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to find a grupnik sprawled across the last available seat
by Wordsmithz April 19, 2007
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clackwaggler

Mobile phone user (invariably female) given to inane, loud conversations with other (invariably female) users during which the phrases "Yeah" "I know" and "Did he?" will be uttered metronomically. When not talking on the phone, clackwagglers will be texting. When not texting they can be observed gripping their phones tightly, scanning them every 15 seconds waiting for them to ring.
(British English)
I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to be surrounded by a bunch of irritating clackwagglers.
by Wordsmithz May 20, 2006
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