Clam Snap 

The female equivalent of 'Tea Bagging' during a metal breakdown. Since girls don't have a bag to dip they snap their clam. Originally marketed by the band Scarlet Canary

Man did you see that chick guitarist clam snap during that breakdown!

Clam Snap by Scarlet Canary February 10, 2012

clam snapped 

The female equivalent to tea bagging. The act of a female resting her vagina on a mark for the purpose of insult or to express dominance.

Turg got clam snapped by arsi when he died at frogger.

clam snapped by gustopheles May 28, 2009

clam snapper

To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",

Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!

clam snapper by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010

clam snapping muff diver 

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

clam snapping muff diver by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

clam snapping 

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

clam snapping by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

alakskan clam snapper

Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on

I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel

alakskan clam snapper by Nipple nose October 31, 2017