gooch rupture

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.

Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

flangegrab

The act of quickly grabbing a vagina and then running away very fast.

I managed to get a good flangegrab on my way to the office

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

clam snapping

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015