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A store where all they sell are cheap earrings, Jonas brothers merchandise, Hannah Montana crap, and all sorts of stuff that girls ages 6-11 are interested in. You can also get your ears-pierced by a uneducated 16 year old who will probably mess it up because you don't have to put effort into ear-piercing if your doing it for free.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD I JUST GOTTA GET THE NEW HANNAH MONTANA SHIRT AT CLAIRES!
Girl 2: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SOO RIGHT!
GIrl 3: OH MY GOD! YOU GIRLS GOTTA GET A LIFE!
Claires by Annemermaid1995 August 23, 2009
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Menopause (claires version) 

Menopause (claires version) is what claire has

big baller claire

Bigballerclaire is someone who doesnt give a fuck, while still being the freshest person alive. This person would be able to rock black air forces and nobody denies them. Jah is looking down with love on this person. They look fresh outta prison with all their drip. This person would likely be Noah Schnapp's gf/wife --- if millie bobby brown was out the picture. A big baller claire truly gives no fucks and commands respect from any audience in front of her. Their signature pose is the tongue out the mouth, like a baller
yo you're being such a big baller claire rn with all that drip. pls spare some for the rest of us

Claireified 

Clair Hedley is the expert witness who defined Scientology, their policies and hidden structure in the Masterson rape case.
Claire Hedley claireified the philophy of Scientology and described their hidden policies to the Masterson jury during the trial.
Claireified by FanOfSPTv September 10, 2023
She is a very unique, beautiful and admirable girl you can ever meet in your life. She can be a great listening ear and tried to help to solve other's problem. Claire can be lazy at times but inside, she is actually really smart and intelligent. A lot of boys like her a lot but she will always have someone in her heart that she will never forget. Claire is a remarkable and role model person, that is very well-liked by many of her peers, teachers and friends. She never fails to be a great friend. Claire is a very talented person but yet she does not find out her talents. She is a wonderful[ and emotional person, but kind and friendly. Claire has many hobbies and interests. She often get distracted but she knows what is [right and wrong. Claire is awesome and funny. Only a lucky man will be able to win her heart.
Jacob: Oh my god, she is such a Claire, a gorgeous and intelligent girl there!
Willson: I know right! She is so cute.
Jacob: What a Claire indeed!
Claire by UniJess April 9, 2019

Hadley Claire

the most amazing, talented, fabulous girl, who is kind to everyone, sweet, and has an angelic face. she writes songs and is absolutely amazing at it. her songs are true and meaningful. she has a song on Spotify called "Moneys Tight Right Now" that is fabulous. she is a genuine soul who I hope is reading this.
"Hadley Claire is my idol."
Hadley Claire by Brooklynnnycol February 3, 2020
A loyal, funny, beautiful girl that doesn't recognize her true beauty. She doesn't have a bad bone in her body, at least not a lot. She is literally the nicest person you will ever meet in your lifetime so when you have the priveledge of meeting a Claire, never let her go. Claire will always be there for you through thick and thin. She is a joy to have around and such a kindred spirit. She cares about her friends and family immensely, even though she may feel like she's selfish sometimes, although not the case. A Claire is an all-around gorgeous, loving, fun and loyal friend to keep around. So when you find a Claire, know that you are lucky!
Stranger: Who's That?

Me: That's my best friend Claire
Stranger: Wow, you sure are lucky.
Me: Right?
Claire by foodlovers82 December 22, 2016
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