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Clairese desires to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. She is giving, courageous and bold, action oriented, energetic and strong willed. Clairese is a wild woman when she indulges in safeway brand citron vodka. (Four times distilled). She is cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. She tends to center herself around people who are excellent at nerf gun hostile takeovers. Watch out for her pikachu mating call. Through it all, she cares for her friends and family with every ounce of her little body.
"Hey, wanna Clairese?"
"Of course! Theres no other way to ride llamas through the snow!"
clairese by Clairese November 24, 2013
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claressa 

Claressa is a very smart, athletic, spunky, sexy girl. After just one date with Claressa your pants will be falling along with you heart. If you ever get a Claressa never let her go because she is one in a million.
WOW, i met this amazing girl last night and we are already talking about a second date, definitely a CLARESSA.
claressa by maddie quick December 29, 2016

Clairessa 

The right way to spell Clairessa (it’s not clairissa!) but anyway she is a very nice person and is including of everyone. She is very pretty even though she is very insecure and often stays quiet. She probably loves anime.
Person 1 “Oh look it’s Clairessa”.

Person 2 “I wish I was her friend she is so pretty”.
Clairessa by Real definition master October 29, 2019
A store where all they sell are cheap earrings, Jonas brothers merchandise, Hannah Montana crap, and all sorts of stuff that girls ages 6-11 are interested in. You can also get your ears-pierced by a uneducated 16 year old who will probably mess it up because you don't have to put effort into ear-piercing if your doing it for free.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD I JUST GOTTA GET THE NEW HANNAH MONTANA SHIRT AT CLAIRES!
Girl 2: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SOO RIGHT!
GIrl 3: OH MY GOD! YOU GIRLS GOTTA GET A LIFE!
Claires by Annemermaid1995 August 23, 2009
Is a bomb boss as bitch that needs a boyfriend but be loyal guys 😩💦❤️
Dude that girl clairissa I'm so gonna ask her out !
clairissa by Clairrrrrer March 15, 2017
A girl usually pretty shy and more on the quiet side. Not much of a party goer but loves a good laugh here and there. Has many secrets but doesn't flaunt them and stays far away from drama. Clairissa's are usually smart but not very smart in common sense. Usually very clumsy and has a very short memory. She is usual more of a self conscious person who has a very hateful look on her life but loves to help others love themselves. Clairissa is someone who has lots of love and is always ready to give.
You have to find yourself a Clairissa. I heard they are the bomb.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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