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A store where all they sell are cheap earrings, Jonas brothers merchandise, Hannah Montana crap, and all sorts of stuff that girls ages 6-11 are interested in. You can also get your ears-pierced by a uneducated 16 year old who will probably mess it up because you don't have to put effort into ear-piercing if your doing it for free.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD I JUST GOTTA GET THE NEW HANNAH MONTANA SHIRT AT CLAIRES!
Girl 2: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SOO RIGHT!
GIrl 3: OH MY GOD! YOU GIRLS GOTTA GET A LIFE!
Claires by Annemermaid1995 August 23, 2009
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Menopause (claires version) 

Menopause (claires version) is what claire has

big baller claire

Bigballerclaire is someone who doesnt give a fuck, while still being the freshest person alive. This person would be able to rock black air forces and nobody denies them. Jah is looking down with love on this person. They look fresh outta prison with all their drip. This person would likely be Noah Schnapp's gf/wife --- if millie bobby brown was out the picture. A big baller claire truly gives no fucks and commands respect from any audience in front of her. Their signature pose is the tongue out the mouth, like a baller
yo you're being such a big baller claire rn with all that drip. pls spare some for the rest of us

Claireified 

Clair Hedley is the expert witness who defined Scientology, their policies and hidden structure in the Masterson rape case.
Claire Hedley claireified the philophy of Scientology and described their hidden policies to the Masterson jury during the trial.
Claireified by FanOfSPTv September 10, 2023
She is a very unique, beautiful and admirable girl you can ever meet in your life. She can be a great listening ear and tried to help to solve other's problem. Claire can be lazy at times but inside, she is actually really smart and intelligent. A lot of boys like her a lot but she will always have someone in her heart that she will never forget. Claire is a remarkable and role model person, that is very well-liked by many of her peers, teachers and friends. She never fails to be a great friend. Claire is a very talented person but yet she does not find out her talents. She is a wonderful[ and emotional person, but kind and friendly. Claire has many hobbies and interests. She often get distracted but she knows what is right and wrong. Claire is awesome and [funny. Only a lucky man will be able to win her heart.
Jacob: Oh my god, she is such a Claire, a gorgeous and intelligent girl there!
Willson: I know right! She is so cute.
Jacob: What a Claire indeed!
Claire by UniJess April 9, 2019

Hadley Claire

the most amazing, talented, fabulous girl, who is kind to everyone, sweet, and has an angelic face. she writes songs and is absolutely amazing at it. her songs are true and meaningful. she has a song on Spotify called "Moneys Tight Right Now" that is fabulous. she is a genuine soul who I hope is reading this.
Hadley Claire by Brooklynnnycol February 3, 2020
A loyal, funny, beautiful girl that doesn't recognize her true beauty. She doesn't have a bad bone in her body, at least not a lot. She is literally the nicest person you will ever meet in your lifetime so when you have the priveledge of meeting a Claire, never let her go. Claire will always be there for you through thick and thin. She is a joy to have around and such a kindred spirit. She cares about her friends and family immensely, even though she may feel like she's selfish sometimes, although not the case. A Claire is an all-around gorgeous, loving, fun and loyal friend to keep around. So when you find a Claire, know that you are lucky!
Stranger: Who's That?

Me: That's my best friend Claire
Stranger: Wow, you sure are lucky.
Me: Right?
Claire by foodlovers82 December 22, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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