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clitdodge 

a male who is scared to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
Man I thought Josh was cool but he turned out to be a real clitdodge!
clitdodge by Mike November 20, 2003
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one who is from the city and comes to the country, raising prices, clogging beaches and making traffic slow as hell with their shitty driving skills.
"omfg...look at all the citdiots...ther's no place to sit on the beach!"
citdiot by hdsjakhdsalkda July 22, 2005
noun, derogatory put down, meaning one who has a vagina on their head.
hay clitdome, move!

fuck you clitdome!
clitdome by wee michael May 13, 2010

Clitdingo 

A girl with a giant clit, kind of like a tree trunk but slightly moist.
Wow, Chandler's clitdingo is out of this world.
Clitdingo by pussyville2003 November 7, 2016
I have a cild
cild by SnepCres July 4, 2019

clitdiddle 

a horse saddle that also functions as a clit vibrator.

commonly used among female horse riders.
Woman 1: man I really need to get off.

Woman 2: Here, use my clitdiddle!

Woman 1: I meant get off the horse! JEEZ what is that?
clitdiddle by sugarlips08 September 3, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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