One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.

Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

Dick Clittington by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010

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button clitting

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.

Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."

button clitting by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009

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clitdictorian

The master of the clit. One who ones the clit better then a female can

Girl Kevin licked my pussy so good a gave him the clitdictorian award.

clitdictorian by Schunor April 23, 2018

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clitdong

A woman with an enlarged clit, usually resembling a penis(dong). Most cases are due to a power trip, know-it-all attitude, and/or being exceptionally mannish.

Pete: "Man, Patty's being a real fucking bitch today."
David: "Yeah, she gets a little authority and her clitdong starts hanging low."

clitdong by LittleDavey January 22, 2011

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