clitdick

An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.

John, you're a clitdick.

by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

Clitdick

Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.

A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.

A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.

"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!

Or...

"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)

by Warpath666 October 20, 2016

ClitDick

Slang used for micro penis or a very tiny cock

Sams nudes got sent around school, after being caught fingering his ClitDick in the bathroom

by Wood9 October 6, 2021

Dinousar clit dick

When a clit is so large that it can penetrate someone.

Dude, she fucked me with her dinousar clit dick

by NU77A April 18, 2020

clitlicker

The Female equivalent of cocksucker referring to the licking of the female clitoris. Refers to a female‘s sexuality.

She's a fuckin clitlicker

by SpunkMonkey1974 January 4, 2005

Clidickoris

A clit SO big, it looks like a dick.

Guy1:
" So I hooked up with this bitch last night. I took that ho's panties off, man....Her clit was SO fuckin big it looked like a dick!"
Guy2:
" HA HA! That what ya call a CLIDICKORIS!"

by Nate&Cassie October 8, 2008

Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.

MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL

by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007