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Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012
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Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.
You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.
culking by PAK65 July 9, 2011
To lovingly or obsessively stare at. Originally used in the 20th century to describe the long, indescribable gazes a farm animal gives to their farmhand.
The award winning calf was seen cicking the farmer, not knowing the dark future he had in store for her.
Cicking by -NotRK- October 23, 2020
Laughing in a cute but ugly manner. Making other people laugh also.
Liz was cikling in the literature classroom.
cikling by issabaddieee November 15, 2018
(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.
Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.

Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
Culking by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022
To go go McDonalds; Or any other food establishment, without consulting your friends.
Nico went Calking today and josh was very upset.
calking by BlackShuck69 January 17, 2018