Skip to main content
Inserting your penis into a man/woman's anus while putting you fingers down their throat, until they vomit.
We should totally Cilk tonight ;)

I caught them two Cilking last night.
Cilking by The Cilker August 18, 2011
Words you can keep

Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012
Word of the Day on November 21, 2012
Related Words
Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.
You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.
culking by PAK65 July 9, 2011
To lovingly or obsessively stare at. Originally used in the 20th century to describe the long, indescribable gazes a farm animal gives to their farmhand.
The award winning calf was seen cicking the farmer, not knowing the dark future he had in store for her.
Cicking by -NotRK- October 23, 2020
Laughing in a cute but ugly manner. Making other people laugh also.
Liz was cikling in the literature classroom.
cikling by issabaddieee November 15, 2018
(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.
Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.

Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
Culking by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022
To go go McDonalds; Or any other food establishment, without consulting your friends.
Nico went Calking today and josh was very upset.
calking by BlackShuck69 January 17, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next