culking
Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.
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Culking
(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.
Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.
Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
Culking by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022
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Macaulay Culking
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012
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cucking
To enjoy arranging for and watching other men have rough demeaning sex with one's wife. Often perceived as a masochistic humiliating experience for the husband as opposed to normal swinging.
Cilking
Inserting your penis into a man/woman's anus while putting you fingers down their throat, until they vomit.
Cilking by The Cilker August 18, 2011
E-Cucking
Having online sex with someone while in a relationship, knowing your partner knows of your/their escapades.
E-Cucking by HarlieHero November 5, 2017
Macauley Culkin
Macauley Culkin by orgasm addict July 6, 2005
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