culking

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.

You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.

by PAK65 July 9, 2011

Culking

(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.

Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.

Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.

by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022

Macaulay Culking

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

by offensieve November 19, 2012

cucking

To enjoy arranging for and watching other men have rough demeaning sex with one's wife. Often perceived as a masochistic humiliating experience for the husband as opposed to normal swinging.

I would have never guessed the neighbor was into cucking until he asked me to bareback his wife like a cheap whore in front of him.

Cheryl stopped bringing men home after she realized her husband enjoyed cucking more than fucking her.

by bryken7 July 28, 2016

Cilking

Inserting your penis into a man/woman's anus while putting you fingers down their throat, until they vomit.

We should totally Cilk tonight ;)

I caught them two Cilking last night.

by The Cilker August 18, 2011

E-Cucking

Having online sex with someone while in a relationship, knowing your partner knows of your/their escapades.

I love E-cucking my boyfriend.

He knows about all the men I get with online.

by HarlieHero November 5, 2017

Macauley Culkin

The wrong way to spell Macaulay Culkin's name.

you must emphasize on the 'a'.

by orgasm addict July 6, 2005