Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.
by PAK65 July 10, 2011
by Josh the squasher June 2, 2007
(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.
Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.
Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022
A super cuck if you will. Morphs into a disturbing fusion of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. They can be found in the gym training exclusively abs in search of a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.
"tHE cUlk nO sMahSH!!!"
by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022
A super cuck if you will. Turns into an abominable mix of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. Can be found training exclusively abs until they find a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.
"cUlk nO SmAhsh!!!"
by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022
Sex act performed by a male with the "object of desire" being vegetable or fruit. Typically initiated by coring (cutting a hole of the appropriate size in) a mellon or large gourd.
His mom sent him to a shrink after she caught him "culking" this sweet, hot off the vine cantaloupe.
by GregT August 21, 2005
by skott February 8, 2005