Cilimeter

A unit of measurement given a distance from point A to point B. The measurement is always = 1 cilimeter

How much is in you? 1 cilimeter
What is the distance from the taint to the vagina? 1 cilimeter
What is the distance from the moon to Saturn? 1 cilimeter

by Slimmygizzards1000 July 24, 2025

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

by Michellers February 23, 2009

Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019

Milimetering

The act of being very slow at some kind of thing trying to achieve their objective

Noel: You can't beat my high score on that game! You're barely even milimetering up the leaderboard.
Dan: Soon enough i'll be number 1

by Omega Hood May 10, 2022

Cillimetre

Combination made-up--joke measurement of a centimetre and a millimetre. Based on the Metric system, as used in Canada and Europe.Came by as a mistake my 7 year old made doing measurements in math.

"How long is it,anyway?"
"Oh, about a cillimetre"
cm+mm=cmm

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

milimeter peter

a man whos penis is 3 milimeters...FROM THE GROUND! YUH!

Dad: Hey, careful not to trip on that milimeter peter.
Son: You got it dad!

by YUH! June 26, 2004