laugh so hard my head exploded
Leemoney: Hey Pete, i got something to say...i, ive got aids..
when a man ejaculates on a golf course, and yells out "fore!" just before it hits some golfer on the cheek
Peter: Huh? OH, UHGG, OH GOD DAMMIT! *gurgle gurgle*
Leemoney: YES, hole in one.
a man whos penis is 3 milimeters...FROM THE GROUND! YUH!
Dad: Hey, careful not to trip on that milimeter peter.
Son: You got it dad!