Cillimetre

Combination made-up--joke measurement of a centimetre and a millimetre. Based on the Metric system, as used in Canada and Europe.Came by as a mistake my 7 year old made doing measurements in math.

"How long is it,anyway?"
"Oh, about a cillimetre"
cm+mm=cmm

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

Billimetre

A Billimetre (spelt with "re" because of it's English origin) is actually 1 tenth of a millimetre. It is 10 times as accurate as millimetres. 1cm = 100bm

(Can be shortened to Bill or Bills, or bm)

1 metre is the same as 10,000 billimetres.

by Gus Balderdash July 23, 2009

millimetre maggot

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

millimetre

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

Millimetre

The amount you would need to move mercury to kill us all

Hey, did you see that video on how moving mercury a Millimetre would kill us all?

by Krath57 May 29, 2024

Cilimeter

A unit of measurement given a distance from point A to point B. The measurement is always = 1 cilimeter

How much is in you? 1 cilimeter
What is the distance from the taint to the vagina? 1 cilimeter
What is the distance from the moon to Saturn? 1 cilimeter

by Slimmygizzards1000 July 24, 2025