Christopher Columbus is often accredited as the first European to step foot in the Americas. However, this is just a Par-Trump-cipation Trophy as the Viking, Leif Erikson, established a settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland some 500 years before Columbus left Europe
A: Lawton, Larry and Alan wanted to burn some cigatrons with me after school. I told them no. I don't smoke.
B: It is September the 4th, I think I will activate my cigatron.
C: You're not a player, put that cigatron out.