Churman

A German with a chode.

Wow, that's a Churman for sure!

by Commieninja94 May 19, 2017

Chumani

Chumani is gorgeous. Chumani is funny. Chumani is a girl that makes people feel comfortable, even in the most awkward moments. She has fiery brown eyes that are so easy to fall in love with. There's no one you can compare to this girl. She's smart, lovable, laughable. If you ever get a Chumani in your life and never let her go. You'll never forgive yourself if you do. She should be treated like a princess, because it is what she deserves. She is great, and you'll be lucky to ever see a girl as pretty as her.

Guy1: Duude, did you see the new girl?
Guy2: The Chumani girl? Yeah, she's so perfect.
Guy1: Is she taken?
Guy2: Yeahh, :/
Guy1: By who?
Guy2: The Skylar guy over there.
Guy1: Skylar is one lucky guy.
Guy2: Yeahh.

by SDerrr March 12, 2013

charmangulation

Tearing, ripping, or otherwise mutilating the first several sheets off of a new toilet roll in an attempt to find the "start".

Man that's totally F'ed up!!! You really committed charmangulation on that roll of bungwipe, didn't you?

by Telephony November 15, 2010

Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

charmandering

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

Charmander

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011

Churmal

A female egg, inside the ovaries.

Yo I was popping this churmal last night, bid got prego

by Mysteriousjebblet November 25, 2018