someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.
When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."
by Frank and Melissa August 15, 2006
someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.
When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."
by Frank and Melissa August 13, 2006
A half chimp, half chuman hybrid. Chumans are known to have the dexterity and strength of a chimp coupled with the intellect and wit of an average human. They make perfect stunt doubles because they are very dexterous and strong, and if they die know one cares.
I heard an Italian team of scientists did "research" with a female chimpanzee to see if a chuman could be produced.
by DanDare03 March 14, 2005
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025