Charmandering 

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

Charmandering by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

charmandering 

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

charmandering by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

Charmandering 

Setting a vagina on fire then putting it out with cum or spit.

Me and my girl tried charmandering

Charmandering by Faxbois August 29, 2018

charmandering 

lighting your asshole on fire and proceed to take a shit

Taco Bell shits are worse than charmandering

charmandering by CockAndBallDictionarium June 20, 2020

Charmandering 

The act of lighting your ex pet bunny on fire and then spilling paprika on it when you're throwing a plastic Walmart Pokeball at it

Ex: Brb I'm going to kiss my kid goodnight
you: ok
you: *looks at bunny* I will do it
5 mins later
Ex: I'm back, sorry I'm la- OH MY GOD
You: IM CHARMANDERING YOUR F*CKING PET

Charmandering by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019