Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 01, 2018

File Transfer

A Computing Science Euphemism for ejaculation. This is where a man climaxes from sexual pleasure and sends the files flying out of his penis.

Derived from the act of transferring a file from a USB stick onto a computer through inserting it into a USB Port.

I had a good rhythm, but then the file transfer happened prematurely on my end

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 June 24, 2022

Ya Ken

1. Scottish term meaning "You Know" or in rare circumstances "Yes Ken". With the word och placed in front of it it can mean many more things.

2. The Annoying phrase that Strong Scots use despite it being wrong

1.

Kennedy: What is this?
Rictochie: Ya ken wha

2.

Blayne: Ya Ken
Duncan: Could ye fuckin not

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 10, 2018

Fonectodidle

Another name for vegans who treat their views as the only "correct" thing to believe in!

Eugine: "You're wrong because you're not vegan"

Oscar: "God sake Eugine, stop being such a Fonectodidle"

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 03, 2018

Schrecklich

An Ancient Caveman term used to describe love, the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself.

Ooga booga Schrecklich Ooga Booga

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 July 30, 2020

Hiandochandlemagner

A ancient caveman term used to describe a small bird like creature which swims, walks, flies and goes "quack"

Ooga booga Hiandochandlemagner woogy boogy

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 July 26, 2020

Crush

1. To very forcefully break something apart with your hands

2. Another incarnation of lighting and death itself like love, these demons insert themselves into you giving you an attraction to someone else. Extremely dangerous, can crush your soul, keep away at all costs

1. Eugine: I will crush this ice

2. Hamish: Duncan has a crush on Eilidh

Duncan (Realising this happened before): Fuck

Blair: Teeheehee I'm gonna tell everyone

Don't be a Blair people

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 11, 2018