Churchen

Washington DC slang term. A person who is always conversing about the lord, when you see them. weather or not the topic is brought up.

Joe: man i hate it when harry comes around
Moe: yea youngen always churchen

by hrm smk November 15, 2009

Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Courchene

a courchene is a person who uses the phrase, ‘ewwww’ when someone says something that he/she finds gross.

person: i like chocolate cake.
a courchene: ewwww!

by angel_energyy June 6, 2020

churchered

To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.

what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.

by Benjamin Davies September 25, 2007

Home Churched

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.

Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.

by sfoxe May 24, 2009

Churcher

1. A large group of people , or familys straight from church and still dressed up. While you go to a restaurant to cure your hangover, possibly still drunk, they surround you on sunday mornings and Try to burn judgement into your soul.

Danny: Bro that guy and his wife just told their children don't grow up to be like those guys, then she stared and pointed at us

Crew: Fucking Churchers.

by The Crew RM December 4, 2011

Churchinitis

A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.

New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.

by Mamahuhu September 25, 2011