Church Fart
adjective; an offensively funny person.
Church Fart by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
Words you can keep
went over like a fart in church
went over like a fart in church by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011
fart in church, a
a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing
fart in church, a by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003
ducks will fart in church
A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'
Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'
Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'
Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'
ducks will fart in church by Caiptean August 8, 2009
church farter
one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.
son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.
father: sorry, that was me last time
son: o yea mom made cabbage.
father: sorry, that was me last time
son: o yea mom made cabbage.
church farter by seriously123? November 5, 2010
Farting in church
Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.
Farting in church by JaaagMan February 26, 2012
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