Church Fart 

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

Church Fart by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

Church Fart 

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

Church Fart by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

went over like a fart in church 

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

went over like a fart in church by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011

fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing

Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!

fart in church, a by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003

ducks will fart in church 

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'

Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'

ducks will fart in church by Caiptean August 8, 2009

church farter 

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.

son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.

church farter by seriously123? November 5, 2010

Farting in church 

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

Farting in church by JaaagMan February 26, 2012