wolfpacleader1986's definitions

Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"

(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"

by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012

Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Soul Sister

The female equivalent of a blood brother. A best friend of the female persuasion that you consider family. Most times, the feeling is mutual.

Jackie and Rachel are soul sisters. It's like they have the same mother!

by wolfpacleader1986 October 10, 2010

Columbian Blood

n. A nickname for Coca Cola. It is named as such because of the events surrounding their bottling plants in Columbia.

MMM! I just love the taste of Columbian Blood

by wolfpacleader1986 August 1, 2009

Wop Grease

The unfortunate practice in a video game, usually a platform game, where the character you're controlling can make a jump no problem, but lands and somehow slips off into the abyss. Gets its name from being introduced in Super Mario Brothers, as you character is an Italian plumber and the stereotype that Italians are very greasy

I would've beaten World 8-1 no problem, but Mario slipped on his wop grease making that one jump and I lost my last life.

by wolfpacleader1986 October 21, 2008

Black Garbage

A phrase that catagorizes items, entertainment, and other things that belong to the African-American community. Usually used as a racial slur.

"Because of the Viacom-Time Warner fight, we won't be subjected to such black garbage as 106 and Park, Baldwin Hills, and all that other BET crap."

by wolfpacleader1986 December 31, 2008

Madam Sir

A lesbian who looks like a mix of a man and a woman, much like the old circus sideshow attraction of half-man, half-woman

That dyke is a real madam sir.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 10, 2016