When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.

Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

Cuntcaking by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities May 7, 2015

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Chutching

The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.

Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.

Chutching by goatofwisdom July 8, 2011

Munchkin Crunchkin

The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.

Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.

Munchkin Crunchkin by DingusDan1028 February 28, 2019

chutching

n. to masturbate alone while crying softly

"Is that Ben crying over there?" "no I think he is chutching"

chutching by smelly April 25, 2005

cuntchin

When a womans cunt is so fat it sags, and forms like a cuntchin.
Hince: cunt+chin= cuntchin

"DUDE! her pussy was so floppy from her cuntchin, I had to hold the lips back to get it in."

cuntchin by Mrs. JCC0312 January 18, 2008

cuntching

cuntching is where one takes his or her fist and punches a person in the vagina/cunt.

Guy1: Man my girlfriends been a real bitch lately..

Guy2: Dude what that hoe needs is a good cuntching! Grow a pair and straighten that bitch out.

cuntching by Mr. Cuntching June 25, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026