Cuntcaking 

When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.

Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

Cuntcaking by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities May 7, 2015

Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

Cupcaking 

Flirting or being flirtatious.

ayyo, stop cupcaking wit that ugly ass ho.

Cupcaking by dAnIeLa November 29, 2004

cuntparking

To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.

Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.

cuntparking by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014

cupcaking 

1. To be in the honeymoon phase of a courtship or relationship; when a couple is engaged in public displays of affection and/or being anti-social by only paying attention to one another during a social outting with a group of friends. 2. When a guy or a girl chooses to spend time with a love interest over their friends. However, this term is more commonly used to describe men who become MIA (missing in action) after getting with a girl or getting into a relationship.

1. Joe: "Let's all take a shot together!"
Mike: "All the boys are here except for Steve!"
Joe: "Yo Steve you better get over here and stop cupcaking it with your woman in the corner!"

2. Mike: "Where your boy Steve at tonight? I never see him anymore."
Joe: "He's been hella cupcaking it with this one chick lately, so I never see him anymore either."
Mike: "Lame."

cupcaking by trashpanther April 8, 2009

cupcaking 

leaving a large group of your male friends, to go to another room and talk for prolonged periods of time with a girlfriend or girl you are interested in.

Carl - "JJ's been cupcaking for like 2 hours now."
Alex - "ohwell, lets play some more guitar-hero"

cupcaking by Alex McClure October 31, 2007

cuntazing 

Amazing, better then any orgasm

Julie, last night was cuntazing!

cuntazing by Andrew keenan May 13, 2005