Definitions by DingusDan1028

YourMom.Com 

Where I go to blow my loads to pics of your mom bitch

I went to Yourmom.com right after NoNut November

YourMom.Com by DingusDan1028 March 28, 2020

Red road 

It’s when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.

Mourner: How did chad die?
Chad’s uncle: Red road from my sister
Mourner: His mom?

Red road by DingusDan1028 July 4, 2019

Borkin Chorkin 

A Scandinavian absolutely thicc bitch who makes sloppy top neat. I swear she gives head like a surgeon, she knows the male g spot. Look up on pornhub or borkinchorkin.edu for this absolutely chunky vacant muff.

Hunrik: did somebody order a pizza?
Borkin Chorkin: I ordered cock

Borkin Chorkin by DingusDan1028 May 4, 2019

Munchkin Crunchkin 

The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.

Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.

Munchkin Crunchkin by DingusDan1028 February 28, 2019

Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.

"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"

Reverse Laser Snake by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019