kd_whoever's definitions

Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.

She gave me a Slavic apple.

by kd_whoever October 5, 2025

Wheffi

Smelling something that’s been in someone else’s ass.

She caught him taking a wheffi of the condom he used on her.

by kd_whoever November 15, 2025

Double Haven

An extremely wet & noxious fart.

Oh, Christ, I think that one was a double haven.

by kd_whoever January 20, 2026

Cump

A pile of cum and/or a slur referring to any person.

My heap of socks doesn’t smell like dirty feet, it smells like cump!

Get over here, ya stupid cump.

by kd_whoever February 7, 2026

Svenn Diagram

Classic Venn diagram except it’s Swedish.

I am Swedish just like you & here is my homeland’s version of a Venn diagram — a Svenn diagram!

by kd_whoever February 18, 2026

Shit Mark

Not quite enough to be considered soiling yourself, but also slightly more substantial than just a skid mark, a shit mark is a dollop of poo left behind in the underwear.

Curtis, I can’t put these in the washing machine like this, you need to clean them out! You left a full on shit mark in your underwear!

by kd_whoever February 19, 2026

Special Expanded Diaper

Unlike a regular diaper that puts an emphasis on being absorbent, a Special Expanded Diaper (SED) emphasizes expansion over absorption.

Oh gosh, Ted is leaking again. They can hold a lot more but these Special Expanded Diapers are as leaky as can be.

by kd_whoever February 20, 2026