cuntching

cuntching is where one takes his or her fist and punches a person in the vagina/cunt.

Guy1: Man my girlfriends been a real bitch lately..

Guy2: Dude what that hoe needs is a good cuntching! Grow a pair and straighten that bitch out.

cuntching by Mr. Cuntching June 25, 2010

cuntington’s whorea 

Cuntington’s Whorea refers to a progressive condition characterized by uncontrollable use of nasty words. Usually occurs in mean burned-out biotches who are overdue for retirement.

This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.

Man, I figured out what is wrong with her - She has Cuntington's Whorea!

The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch

cuntington’s whorea by Mandi Harmony May 30, 2018

catching wood 

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

cuntchunder 

the initial blobbing gush of monthly ragu juice produced by the female of the species

...me cuntchunder is overdue....

....oh am having a heavy cuntchunder today.....

erh that pasta sauce taste like cuntchunder

cuntchunder by clavecin1716 August 28, 2010

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014

Catching strays 

Aiming to insult someone but insulting someone else in the process aswell even if not involved.

If someone is insulting Person A, but also insults Person B, Person B is said to have “caught a stray” (Catching strays)

I cant think of any situations rn sorry

Catching strays by CookedGroceries May 19, 2022

Clutching Bungle 

To be in dire need of a shit

Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!

Clutching Bungle by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009