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crunchkin

A person who can eat while they're sleeping, especially while stoned. Derived from "crunchy munchy" or "crunchy munchkin," later abbreviated for slang usage.
I looked over and ashley was asleep, but she was eating sun chips! She's a crunchkin!
by Nessa Ray November 6, 2006
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Munchkin Crunchkin

The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.
Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.
by DingusDan1028 February 28, 2019
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Lathering Your Crunchies

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.
I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.
by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016
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Crotchkin

A napkin that was once tucked away in your crotch.
I got ketchup all over my new shirt... hurry, hand me that crotchkin!
by odedvard August 17, 2010
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crunchitize

A word used in Cap'n Crunch commercials that attest to the cereal's ability to stay crunchy in milk. The noble cap'n always manages to solve daily predicaments faced by children with the power of his crunchitization, taking the children to a world full of glorious artificial flavoring. It has nothing to do with anal sex.
Two children at a restaurant avoided a disgusting meal of es cargo (SNAILS!) when Cap'n Crunch flew his ship through the wall of the restaurant, much to the astonishment of the French waiter, and the boy and girl are elated when the cap'n crunchitizes them so they can enjoy a $1.99 box of cereal instead of a sophisticated meal at a restaurant that their parents worked hard to earn.
by NotDave January 28, 2008
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Fuck Crunchies

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
by Shel_TR February 6, 2009
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crunchtime

the point at which you realize that an exam worth 50% of your grade is scheduled for tomorrow at 8:30 am and you'd better get your ass in gear and study all fucking night.
It's crunchtime man, I can't go out tonight.
by Karla A November 9, 2007
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