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Chundertwat 

A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.

Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:

Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!

Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!

James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Chundertwat by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

choderboat 

Similar to a motorboat, a choderboat is when a woman buries her mouth in a male chode and exhales while simulating the sound of a boat engine while rapidly shaking her head from side to side.
Last night when your girlfriend was blacked out, she gave me a choderboat for 20 minutes before she passed out.
choderboat by El Dollar July 9, 2007

chundercat 

The person who always ends up puking when under the influence of alcohol. You know the guy. Taken from the 80s childrens cartoon, Thundercats.
-Man, Jeff puked in the sink! Again!
-He's a total chundercat.
-A chundercat?
-CHUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO!!
chundercat by Revchu September 9, 2004

chunderbolt 

Projectile vomiting.

A combination of the words "chunder" and "thunderbolt".
John got so wasted last night, he launched a chunderbolt across the room and hit Sarah in the face.
chunderbolt by chunderrr August 30, 2011

Chunderbaws 

This exclamation has two major uses:

1) Whilst feeling hungover, on the come-down, or in any situation that arouses a feeling similar to having a pig shit inside your skull, this exclamation may be muttered or yelled, in order to relieve some stress.

2) It may also be used as an jovial insult at someone in such a situation as described above.
1) A man naked and alone at T in the Park arises from his tent, looks at the surrounding landscape, and then raises his eyes to the heavens. After a pregnant pause he exclaims: 'I've lost ma mates, ma clothes, all ma money, and ma self-respect .... CHUNDERBAWS!!!!!'

2) A young banker trips up whilst walking down the street and lands in a heefty pile of pig shite; a verbose passerby yells: 'CHUNDERBAWS!!!!!'

chundercats 

the chundercats are a super elite group of dumb bitches who go out drinking everyweekend and end up puking, falling and getting in people's faces all evening. The events of the evening are usually discussed and laughed about the next day with the other dumb bitches whom they work with.
Bill (to Steve): Hey I invited Becky and her friends over on Friday to drink with us before we go out.
Steve: dude! I don't want those hookers in our house! they're fuckin Chundercats!
Bill: yeah I know, but they are also the dumbest hooers we know and they may do somethin strange for a little piece of change
Steve: Fine, but when they Chunder, and they will Chunder, you are cleaning that shit up.

Chundercats (upon arrival): (raising their swords of power) Chundercats. HO!
chundercats by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010