A form of government ruled not only by an iron fist, but also of a roundhouse kick and magnificent beard. Not to be confused by a dicktatorship, as those are ruled by dicks. A Chucktatorship is democratic, but the only vote that counts is that of Chuck Norris, making the majority the minority as compared to Chuck Norris.
In a Chucktatorship, the iron fist of law is backed by the roundhouse kick of justice.
When a man orders a drink for his wife who then gives it to another man and starts talking with him while her husband watches.
Bro check it out, that lady just gave a drink that her old man bought her to that fool at the end of the bar. Look at him sippin' on that cucktail while the husband just watches them...
A rare element only found in roundhouse kicks, and only those roundhouse kicks that are performed by Chuck Norris. Nearly unobtainable by mortal humans.
I've been looking for a motorcycleframe made out of Chucktanium, but I'm afraid it will roundhouse kick me right off the seat and into next week.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.