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Chucktai 

When fucking a man or a woman, the act of jizzing on your new fooseball table.
Damit I just chucktai'd all over my table
Chucktai by Mohito Hajita June 22, 2006
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Chucktatorship 

A form of government ruled not only by an iron fist, but also of a roundhouse kick and magnificent beard. Not to be confused by a dicktatorship, as those are ruled by dicks. A Chucktatorship is democratic, but the only vote that counts is that of Chuck Norris, making the majority the minority as compared to Chuck Norris.
In a Chucktatorship, the iron fist of law is backed by the roundhouse kick of justice.
Chucktatorship by Fuhnetic August 25, 2010

Chucktrick 

The scoring of 8 or more goals in a lacrosse game, completely leaving the other team in utter embarrassment.
That chucktrick tonight was the reason we won.
Chucktrick by HeritagePride April 3, 2011

Chucktionary 

Where did Chuck learn that word? The Chucktionary!
So backwards that it came from a chucktionary!
Chucktionary by Auntie Biotic September 4, 2016

Cucktail 

When a man orders a drink for his wife who then gives it to another man and starts talking with him while her husband watches.
Bro check it out, that lady just gave a drink that her old man bought her to that fool at the end of the bar. Look at him sippin' on that cucktail while the husband just watches them...
Cucktail by C10H15N April 10, 2020

Chucktanium 

A rare element only found in roundhouse kicks, and only those roundhouse kicks that are performed by Chuck Norris. Nearly unobtainable by mortal humans.
I've been looking for a motorcycle frame made out of Chucktanium, but I'm afraid it will roundhouse kick me right off the seat and into next week.
Chucktanium by Area Man January 31, 2008

Cucktail 

To make a cocktail for everyone except your partner.
Me and my girl had a disagreement today. I got back at her at the bar with a cucktail!
Cucktail by Pup Link April 21, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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