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Chucktatorship 

A form of government ruled not only by an iron fist, but also of a roundhouse kick and magnificent beard. Not to be confused by a dicktatorship, as those are ruled by dicks. A Chucktatorship is democratic, but the only vote that counts is that of Chuck Norris, making the majority the minority as compared to Chuck Norris.
In a Chucktatorship, the iron fist of law is backed by the roundhouse kick of justice.
Chucktatorship by Fuhnetic August 25, 2010

Chucktrick 

The scoring of 8 or more goals in a lacrosse game, completely leaving the other team in utter embarrassment.
That chucktrick tonight was the reason we won.
Chucktrick by HeritagePride April 3, 2011

Chucktionary 

Where did Chuck learn that word? The Chucktionary!
So backwards that it came from a chucktionary!
Chucktionary by Auntie Biotic September 4, 2016

Cucktail 

When a man orders a drink for his wife who then gives it to another man and starts talking with him while her husband watches.
Bro check it out, that lady just gave a drink that her old man bought her to that fool at the end of the bar. Look at him sippin' on that cucktail while the husband just watches them...
Cucktail by C10H15N April 10, 2020

Chucktanium 

A rare element only found in roundhouse kicks, and only those roundhouse kicks that are performed by Chuck Norris. Nearly unobtainable by mortal humans.
I've been looking for a motorcycle frame made out of Chucktanium, but I'm afraid it will roundhouse kick me right off the seat and into next week.
Chucktanium by Area Man January 31, 2008

Cucktail 

To make a cocktail for everyone except your partner.
Me and my girl had a disagreement today. I got back at her at the bar with a cucktail!
Cucktail by Pup Link April 21, 2019