Chucktatorship

A form of government ruled not only by an iron fist, but also of a roundhouse kick and magnificent beard. Not to be confused by a dicktatorship, as those are ruled by dicks. A Chucktatorship is democratic, but the only vote that counts is that of Chuck Norris, making the majority the minority as compared to Chuck Norris.

In a Chucktatorship, the iron fist of law is backed by the roundhouse kick of justice.

Chucktatorship by Fuhnetic August 25, 2010

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Chucktatorship

A Form Of Government Refering To The Belief In Chuck Norris.

Contrary To Popular Belief, America Isnt A Democracy, It Is In Fact, A Chucktatorship

Chucktatorship by MadeInTywon September 1, 2006

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Chucktatorship • chicktatorship • chumptatorship

Chucktatorship

adj. (ch-uck-tA-tore-ship)
1. The describing word for a place that has a form of government that is ruled by Chuck Norris
2. Someone who rules in a Chucktatorship would be one who tells many Chuck Norris "facts"

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it's a Chucktatorship.

Chucktatorship by Lgm432 March 7, 2009

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chicktatorship

Homonymous with "Dictatorship" and the difference being that women have absolute, imperious, or overbearing power or control.

This company is being run by a total chicktatorship.

chicktatorship by M1K3YB January 10, 2008

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chumptatorship

a rulership of chumps when the true pwnstars cannot attain victory

*sitting down at a poker table in Vegas*
"This looks like a chumptatorship!"

chumptatorship by DustinOwens July 1, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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