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chicktionary 

A small book filled with copius ammounts of chicks names and numbers
I am bored time to check my chicktionary
chicktionary by whitey May 8, 2003

Chictionary 

A girl who gives guys advice on what girls like, particularly to help them with relationship problems.
Guy 1: Dude, Rachael just told me exactly how I can win Rebecca back!
Guy 2: Yeah man, Rachael's a total Chictionary.
Chictionary by Monkey-Turtle April 17, 2009

Chicktionary 

Little black book used for booty-calls; use a Chicktionary to call a lady; use a Dicktionary to call a guy
Chicktionary by SidneeBlogs January 7, 2012

chickionary 

A list of girls phone numbers from A-Z. The same as a little black book.
What was Debbie's number? I don't know man, why don't you look her up in your chickionary?
chickionary by Da Count July 16, 2008

Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
Cocktionary by estebanz May 19, 2008

chicktionary 

A small book containins names and numbers of various chicks, often possesed by large white dudes
hey wanna be in my chicktionary
chicktionary by unknown May 8, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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