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Chrystosser 

One who keeps a 'dear diary' of all of his accomplishments in life. Highly competitive, yet is always last to get simple important things done; like get a licence.
He's told me he's beaten me 68 games to 55 in pool. Who count's all of that? What a Chrystosser!
Chrystosser by Biting Suarez October 6, 2013
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Chrystopher 

A unique human being with the best smile, goofiest laugh and the mast amazing sense of humor.
He loves his family more than anything and animals are next on the list.

Kindness and love radiate off of him in waves and he is the most supportive person you'll ever meet.

Outdoors is where you'll probably find him, when he's not reading or practicing music and art.

Knowing a Chrystopher can truly change your life.
Chrystopher is a guy that can make anyone happy
Chrystopher by ;} May 13, 2019
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chrystofer 

although not the traditional christopher, a bit more unique, however dont get it twisted, this man is hot as hell and will make you fall in love at first sight with his heart melting smile and lightskin rizz. he may or may not be vertically challenged, but if he is then use that to your advantage!! good things come in small packages and this is extremely true with this guy. not only is he extremely attractive but his personality will truly lure you in. he’s shy, sweet, but can also be quite playful and daring if tempted. from hand kisses to elevator make out sessions, he knows how to satisfy you and treat you well in any situation. when you’re with him you’ll feel like you’re just chilling with your best friend, with him there’s no judgment, just love. you don’t have to be afraid to have long deep conversations with him, he’s open to anything and will love you regardless. he will definitely have you crushing on him more than once, and what isn’t there to love? he’s perfect in every way. a true gem in this world of sad eboy rejects and twinks. make sure to hold on to him, because you’ll regret it if you let him slip from your grasp
girl: have you seen that guy over there? he’s so fine
other girl: oh you mean chrystofer? ik right, i’ve had a crush on him twice this year
chrystofer by $deeznutz April 30, 2023

chrystofer 

Chrystofer is so stupid sometimes
chrystofer by Idon'tcareanything November 23, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
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