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chrystofer 

although not the traditional christopher, a bit more unique, however don’t get it twisted, this man is hot as hell and will make you fall in love at first sight with his heart melting smile and lightskin rizz. he may or may not be vertically challenged, but if he is then use that to your advantage!! good things come in small packages and this is extremely true with this guy. not only is he extremely attractive but his personality will truly lure you in. he’s shy, sweet, but can also be quite playful and daring if tempted. from hand kisses to elevator make out sessions, he knows how to satisfy you and treat you well in any situation. when you’re with him you’ll feel like you’re just chilling with your best friend, with him there’s no judgment, just love. you don’t have to be afraid to have long deep conversations with him, he’s open to anything and will love you regardless. he will definitely have you crushing on him more than once, and what isn’t there to love? he’s perfect in every way. a true gem in this world of sad eboy rejects and twinks. make sure to hold on to him, because you’ll regret it if you let him slip from your grasp
girl: have you seen that guy over there? he’s so fine
other girl: oh you mean chrystofer? ik right, i’ve had a crush on him twice this year
chrystofer by $deeznutz April 30, 2023
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chrystofer 

Chrystofer is so stupid sometimes
chrystofer by Idon'tcareanything November 23, 2021

Christoffer 

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun
I’d totally smash Christoffer
Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Christoffer 

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.
Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
Christoffer by Christoffer May 22, 2017

christoforo 

The act of destroying your reputation online in an accelerated fashion. Popularized by Paul Christoforo's famous customer service email that single handedly destroyed his company and went viral.
Bob pulled a christoforo by posting a racist tweet.
christoforo by usbsnowcrash December 31, 2011

Christofer 

smart ass handsome man that every woman wants and every man hates
Wow! You go Christofer!
Christofer by Redneck Woman 1982 February 5, 2010

Christofer Drew 

Awesome singer, goes by the name of Nevershoutnever.

And all the names of his song are written without spaces.
17 years old & he;s from Joplin, Missouri
www.myspace.com/nevershoutnever


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Christofer Drew played "bigcitydreams" the other week on TRL
Christofer Drew by dare4distance October 18, 2008