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chubby coon 

A simple insult to say to anyone who needs it.

MUST be said in a SCOTTISH ACCENT
Go the fuck off ya chubby coon *Strong Scottish Accent*
chubby coon by NotAPedo.Maybe. March 8, 2020

chubby dolphin 

A sexual act performed by a woman on a man, defined as follows:

The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
"Dude, my girl just gave me a chubby dolphin in the kiddie pool after the Fourth of July party yesterday."

chubby trout 

(n) position derived from trying to copulate inconspicuously while swimming with only minor adjustments in bathing attire
Her bikini bottom wiggled aside so easily we achieved the Chubby Trout before anyone in the pool noticed.
chubby trout by RHughes March 6, 2011

Chubby Custard 

A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.

Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.
John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?

Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!

John: :(
Chubby Custard by Sidney Shaw October 30, 2012

Lame Chubby 

A situation in which one could not force or hold an erection, even if one tried.
Work was so slow today it was a complete lame chubby.
Lame Chubby by RJYOANN April 12, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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