Definitions by OpaGramps

Bumjo 

A dojo that smells like sweat and bum

"Ew this gojo smells like bum. A true bumjo"

Bumjo by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

Goobers by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

The floor is not lava 

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

The floor is not lava by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Parasitic worm 

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

Parasitic worm by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Plurty 

Flirting with a plethora of different women

"He's being so plurty right now"

Plurty by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Pentea 

A penthouse that isn't worth a single penny. An absolute worthless shamble of a floor.

"This penthouse sucks, it's a pentea"

Pentea by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Wet dog smell 

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

Wet dog smell by OpaGramps May 22, 2024