OpaGramps's definitions

Bumjo

A dojo that smells like sweat and bum

"Ew this gojo smells like bum. A true bumjo"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Plurty

Flirting with a plethora of different women

"He's being so plurty right now"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Pentea

A penthouse that isn't worth a single penny. An absolute worthless shamble of a floor.

"This penthouse sucks, it's a pentea"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024