chronicology 

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.

John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?
Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.
John: Then what happened?
Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.

chronicology by John and Ashton August 5, 2007

Chronicology 

The pure love & knowledge of Cannabis Chronic Weed Pot Ganja Smoke Pot Tree Indo Hydro Exotics Xaa Mari Jane Marijuana. Being experienced & knowledgeable of Marijuana strains looks & flavors As u learn you become a Chronicologist

Sit back & smoke some of this fire trees and enjoy & learn some Chronicology

Chronicology by anonymous March 21, 2023

Chronicological Order

The way things happen when you're stoned.

So we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all retarded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking Little Jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in Chronicological Order.

Chronicological Order by jellytin December 4, 2010

chroniclogical 

The way and rate at which time passes while under the influence of Marijuana.

After pounding a few beers and smoking a bowl of some fine kush, Johnny found himself feeling as if hours had passed, only to look down at his phone and see only 5 minutes had gone by. Time was passing by so chroniclogically from his perspective.

chroniclogical by DJSciurus September 23, 2009

Postmodern Chronology 

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

Postmodern Chronology by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Modern chronology 

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.

Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.

Modern chronology by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

choncology 

The understanding of the universe threw intelligent conspiracy of revelations.

(con-coll{ege} agy : choncology

choncology by regardless devon victory June 13, 2010