Chronic Colonic

It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.

Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009

Coronic

A person who has contracted coronavirus.

Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work.

by BrainDamageLDN March 11, 2020

Coronic

The state or characteristic of being infected by COVID-19 (or used as a carrier).

This bottle of air contains your great grandmother's last breath we just collected a few minutes ago; it's still coronic, so I don't suggest you breathe it in.
Poor puppy! She died after being the first in Wuhan to become coronic.

by FSRueful March 22, 2020

Coronic

The process of using a Corona beer bottle for anal stimulation resulting in the bottle becoming stuck in the rectum.

This guy just came into the ER with Corona bottle suck in his rear. He said he wanted to have a Coronic.

by Dociles October 30, 2017

coronic

very high-quality weed that helps you deal with this fucked-up virus infecting the world

I smoked so much coronic I forgot all about this damn virus and had a great day!

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”

Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression”

by arvinator March 18, 2020