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Definitions by ducksRpeople2

ghetto-share 

when you give friends or family passwords to online accounts, usually streaming services such as HBO, Netflix, etc, so that they do not have to pay for the subscription themselves.
I ghetto-share my Netflix account with my brother 'cause he ain't got a job right now - or a credit card.
ghetto-share by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020
very high-quality weed that helps you deal with this fucked-up virus infecting the world
I smoked so much coronic I forgot all about this damn virus and had a great day!
coronic by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

go ahead and 

an annoying phrase bosses often use in attempt to soften a command to do something.
"Go ahead and take out the garbage, then when you come back in, go ahead and clean out the fryolator, then when you're done with that, go ahead and clean up the shit someone smeared on the wall in the bathroom."
go ahead and by ducksRpeople2 September 17, 2011

sock wars 

an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.
sock wars by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011

safety wipe 

when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.
When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.
safety wipe by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool 

to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.
After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.

scuzzbucket 

That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.
scuzzbucket by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011