go to Shitcago

to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

safety wipe

when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.

When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

coronic

very high-quality weed that helps you deal with this fucked-up virus infecting the world

I smoked so much coronic I forgot all about this damn virus and had a great day!

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

making room for dinner

taking a shit, especially after lunch.

About an hour after lunch I spent a good ten minutes in the bathroom making room for dinner.

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

make it lame

unlike "make it rain" this is when you toss a crumpled up dollar bill next to a stripper who's performing onstage at a club.

Fat Eddy went up to the stage to make it lame with his seven dollars.

by ducksRpeople2 August 27, 2011

drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool

to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.

After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

Shitcago

the act of taking a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Chip got Montezuma's Revenge in Mexico and spent almost half his vacation in Shitcago.

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011