FSRueful's definitions

Bap

1) An interjection engineers use when pleased, happy, horny, or cocky.
2) The TF2-referenced remix of Cardi and Megan Thee Stallion's WAP.

1) Haha that Engie go "BAP!"
2) Dammit John, did ya really need to spam the subreddit with BAP earrape?

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Julidiots

People that forget that it is July (during that month) for no reason.

The thot walked outside in a bikini; her friends looked at her attire while they were wearing parkas, and that was the moment when they knew they were julidiots.

by FSRueful July 15, 2020

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

Parrot

A derogatory term used by people to insult those with noses that are hooked in a way that make those people appear to have a parrot's beak.

Look at that parrot Rubber Andy over there, his nose is sticking out of his helmet!
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.

by FSRueful July 16, 2020

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

Peach

A derogatory name for a female originating from Georgia, US; it is used especially if they have excessively large hips or behinds.

Darn!--she be lookin' like a peach today; sneak a peek at her booty.
If you ever run into my peach, be sure to conspicuously check her out; it'll really boost her self-esteem.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Stankuary

1. (n) One of Donald Trump's many malapropisms, it represents his failure to correctly pronounce sanctuary.
2. (n) A place one goes to, usually a latrine or toilet, to defecate, vomit, or get STIs standing in there.
3. (adj) Describing a peaceful place one goes to that smells awful.

Do NOT go to that stankuary! There's a dozen men in there pooping all over the walls.

by FSRueful March 26, 2020