FSRueful's definitions

Bap

1) An interjection engineers use when pleased, happy, horny, or cocky.
2) The TF2-referenced remix of Cardi and Megan Thee Stallion's WAP.

1) Haha that Engie go "BAP!"
2) Dammit John, did ya really need to spam the subreddit with BAP earrape?

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Melisso

Shorthand for melissophile. A person with a lewd attraction towards stinging insects and, often, have a fetish for having their genitals stung or bitten by these insects.

You know he's not just a crackhead beekeeper--he's also a melisso.
That one melisso let out the school bees last year to fulfill herself before she was expelled on the last day of senior year.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

Julidiots

People that forget that it is July (during that month) for no reason.

The thot walked outside in a bikini; her friends looked at her attire while they were wearing parkas, and that was the moment when they knew they were julidiots.

by FSRueful July 15, 2020

Stankuary

1. (n) One of Donald Trump's many malapropisms, it represents his failure to correctly pronounce sanctuary.
2. (n) A place one goes to, usually a latrine or toilet, to defecate, vomit, or get STIs standing in there.
3. (adj) Describing a peaceful place one goes to that smells awful.

Do NOT go to that stankuary! There's a dozen men in there pooping all over the walls.

by FSRueful March 26, 2020

Flanman

Pronoun. The phrase meant to address a man who vends flan, a famous dessert made of various fats and sugars.

I prefer to order from the mochi vending chain restaurant, but this Flanman is cute, so I'll go purchase some of his flan in hopes he becomes rich one day.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

dick root

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.

Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.

by FSRueful July 27, 2022