Coronic

A person who has contracted coronavirus.

Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work.

by BrainDamageLDN March 11, 2020

Coronic

The state or characteristic of being infected by COVID-19 (or used as a carrier).

This bottle of air contains your great grandmother's last breath we just collected a few minutes ago; it's still coronic, so I don't suggest you breathe it in.
Poor puppy! She died after being the first in Wuhan to become coronic.

by FSRueful March 22, 2020

Coronic

The process of using a Corona beer bottle for anal stimulation resulting in the bottle becoming stuck in the rectum.

This guy just came into the ER with Corona bottle suck in his rear. He said he wanted to have a Coronic.

by Dociles October 30, 2017

coronic

very high-quality weed that helps you deal with this fucked-up virus infecting the world

I smoked so much coronic I forgot all about this damn virus and had a great day!

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”

Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression”

by arvinator March 18, 2020

Brokeville Chronicles

The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.

The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.

by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019

Coronight

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
A legendary person who works in health care and is willing to sacrifice their life to help people fight a virus and receive aid. (Corona+knight)

Also: A legendary person who gets killed because of idiots who don't pay attention to social distancing.

My brother is a real coronight. He hasn't come home since the outbreak of the Coronavirus. I really miss him.

by Mahdi.English March 24, 2020