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It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.
Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.
by rexcars27 April 22, 2009
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