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Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.
Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.
by rexcars27 April 23, 2009
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It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.
Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.
by rexcars27 April 22, 2009
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