Christme 

A guy who is a smooth liar. Nice on the outside rude on the out. They have big lips perfect for kissing but have a sweet tooth

He is a christme!

Christme by xoyalab March 9, 2023

Christme Shopping 

Christmas is on it's way, you've just bought gifts for all extended relatives and their dozen pets, isn't it time for a little personal splurging while you're out?
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.

"Everyone else is looked after, time for a little Christme Shopping"

Christme Shopping by Lerako November 27, 2012

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

christel 

christel is known to be the strongest and the bravest girl you most likely know!she dosent listen to anything not posotive that gets in her way.a christel usually gets really distracted and silly in lessons which is a downside but its all good because a christels personality is the best you can get most christels have the bluest eyes and has a really high alcohol tolerance.but a christel usually is a girl that always acts super hyper and happy but deep down a christel keeps her sad and emotional states inside.a christel can go through tough times any where but a christel is the best at making people laugh and is the best girlfriend and is any man is lucky to have her .she may act towards her friend that she dosent love them and she may play fight but she never means it !!!be like a christel !!!!!!!

christel is brave

why is christel so silly she makes me laugh

christel is the best girl i could have

christel by true-facts94 December 18, 2018

Christie

Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!

“Who’s that girl? She’s so smart but super humble?”

“Oh that’s Christie dude. She’s smart af!”

Christie by MystifyMeINXS November 27, 2020

Christie Brinkley'd 

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.

"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."

Christie Brinkley'd by dmcc November 5, 2012

Christie

A really smart beautiful person who just lights up the entire world cuz’ honestly she is great. She gets slept on because people don’t realize her true worth. She deserves a lot better than what people give to her but she is caring and funny so she puts up with it.

“ Damn. You are totally a Christie. Do you wanna go out?”

Christie by Boombabytruth June 27, 2019