The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine
I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.
by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019
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Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"
"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"

"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."

"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."
by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021
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