Christerbate 

The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine

I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.

Christerbate by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019

Crysterbate 

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008

chawsterbate 

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.

Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."

chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

christurbation 

christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."

christurbation by wilja September 21, 2005

carsterbate

masterbating while driving in your car

dude, i was so bored on my road trip that i just whipped it out and carsterbated

carsterbate by tim dog August 12, 2005

crysterbate 

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.

The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.

crysterbate by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007

crusterbate 

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

crusterbate by Melikki November 26, 2006