Chrisp9 

The act of the man being on top during a 69

Have you heard about Chris???

No???

Well he refuses to be on the bottom for a 69! He insists on a chrisp9

Chrisp9 by EricCed March 22, 2024

Chrispin 

A hot, sexy, smart, kind, funny, trippy baller who all the girls chase and who all the guys want as their friend. Often called Chris for short, he an sometimes be a huge asshole, but it's okay because he always makes up for it.

Person 1: Bro how can that kid get all As and still be the star of the team?
Person 2: Don't worry about it, he's a Chrispin.

Girl 1: I said hi to Chris earlier and he just curved me
Girl 2: What'd you expect? He can be an asshole, but he'll come around.

Chrispin by chloegothoes April 20, 2017

Chrispoo 

A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.

Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."

Chrispoo by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009

Chrisparrow 

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.

Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!

Chrisparrow by Germa88 May 9, 2009

http.chrispybang 

The most popular comedian ever, http.chrispybang was born into a family of 2.9 billion hamsters. Currently living with their lovely husband kkami in seoul. http.chrispybang has 153829.7 billion followers on tik tok.

HOW do you not follow http.chrispybang??!

http.chrispybang by ko moonyoung December 20, 2020

chrispy

Amazing guy, you'll love him the very first second you get to know him very sweet funny impossible not to love him which is why i love him with all my heart

Omg Chrispy is sexy!

chrispy by rawrx69 March 29, 2009

dj chrispy 

Creator of Frank the Horse, Scratch the obnoxious hand puppet, master of the mix CD, and Brooklyn based Stand up Comedian.

DJ Chrispy really brought the house down with that story about 'wetting' the bed...

dj chrispy by Cassidy Lives On July 6, 2008