Chrispoo 

A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.

Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."

Chrispoo by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009

chriswoodsexual 

Been attracted to the hottest man alive, know as Chris wood. Many chriswoodsexuals would pay to let him run them over.

Hey what’s you sexuality.

Chriswoodsexual

chriswoodsexual by Chriswood January 1, 2021

chrisvoodle 

a very annoying person who loves to troll

he just chrisvoodled

chrisvoodle by Fergbot March 12, 2012

christoons 

Fundamental Christians. They are the ones who deny evolution, gravity (now called intelligent falling by them), and believe life is no older than 10,000 years old. Also called Penelopes.

Christoons are about as loony as the Loony Toons.

christoons by Team B.C. March 24, 2010

The ChrisPouwels effect 

A strange occurance that may occur in many secondary schools. This phenomenon takes place when teachers are marking tests. The outstanding performance of a certain 'ChrisPouwels' student may make other students' work look inferior in comparision despite their work completely meeting the criteria for a high grade. As a result, the student will recieve a lower mark, and exibit side effects including severe rage against aforementioned 'ChrisPouwels.'

I got marked down because of ChrisPouwels. The ChrisPouwels effect took place again today.

The ChrisPouwels effect by Dobby the house-gnome June 18, 2009

ChrisMoore 

A guy who has an infinite amount of bad jokes, taste in music and loves to spam your text inbox with crap. Definition of narcissism when in all actuality he has nothing to be proud of except being a douche. Wears youth medium shirts, tans in doors, would wear frosted tips in his hair if he could find a stylist drunk enough to do it.

I met a ChrisMoore last night....what a faggot

ChrisMoore by IHateChrisMoore May 15, 2013

chrisphobic 

Chrisphobic: a phobia or hate towards a person who identifys as a bottom, twink and furry.

"Do you see that guy over there? This is why I'm chrisphobic.."

chrisphobic by Equidos November 10, 2018