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Chrisland 

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military
Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.
Chrisland by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
Chrisha's are beautiful , amazing and typically have dark hair. They are liked by everybody and they know how to have fun. They have many friends and it doesn't take much for them to trust you but, if you break their trust you will probably never regain it. Chrisha's are very good , loyal and trustworthy friends. They will stick by you when nobody else will if they are close with you. They are able to keep secrets, they have a tough time not telling other people but, a secret is a secret so, they keep it to themselves. Chrisha's are very smart but, sometimes they put other priorities before school, they tend to be underacheivers and are also very athletic. Sometimes, Chrisha's break down and cry when they're alone when they get overwhelmed but, nobody ever finds out because they want to come off as being tough and careless about everything. Be careful what you say to Chrisha's because sometimes they take mean and rude comments to heart, they say they don't care about what other people say but in reality they do. Chrisha's are alot prettier than they think they are and the guys swoon over their beauty. When you're with a Chrisha, there will not be a dull moment!
Guy 1: "Damn, have you seen that new girl"

Guy 2: "Yeah she's a Chrisha"

Guy 1: Ohman for real? , She beautiful"

Guy 2: " ahlie and she is so much fun to be with!"
Chrisha by LA'stheplace January 27, 2013

Chrisanthi 

Hot Greek woman with big eyes and a pretty smile. Chrisanthis are very smart and a little crazy. But thats ok because they also have really nice legs. They like to go out and have fun but they also have really bad taste in men. They may or may not attend the University of Massachusetts.
"Here comes Chrisanthi. I sure wish she would stalk me."

"Dude?! Did you see Chrisanthi."
"No."
Chrisanthi by hotjoshness February 4, 2010

Chrisjay 

A Person Who is very intelligent but doesn’t seem to show it. This Is If A Girl Had this name. They would usually have big breaths and a booty and they hate studying. They always seem to call them self ugly when their not and they are a very good singer but they just can’t appreciate there singing. She also always gets in arguments with boys as a joke.
Hey my name is Chrisjay and no I can’t sing so don’t say I can.
Chrisjay by Stephanie_donttalktome February 10, 2019

chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'
it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
chrismahanukwanzakah by Max December 4, 2004

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.
The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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