A loose
definition would be
one who physically bludgeons the son of the Christian
god with one's fist.
A more specific, colloquial definition is a participant in the activities of Christ Punch International.
Headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, the Christ Punchers are a raggedy troupe of cycling enthusiasts,
bent on bludgeoning the son of the Christian
god with their fists, and spreading general mayhem. One may see them gallivanting about Salt Lake or Black
Rock cities on bicycles, swinging swords while riding saddled ROUS, or consuming inordinate amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon, while singing a merry tune or maintaining a menacing silence.
Though most active during the summer and fall, the Christ Punchers are known to convene during various celebrations year round.
"This
bar got old long ago, let us punch christ over to
Johnny's"
"ChristPunchers, roll out!"
"How did you get to
work?" "I punched Christ"